Monday, June 28, 2010
Another exciting trip to the ER
Friday, November 13, 2009
My daddy has a funky stench.
My kids and I made this up for The Husband...aka...Daddy. Sing it to the tune of the Foo Fighters Monkey Wrench.
What have we done with pleasant scents
It disappeared with time, it never made much sense
Adolescent fumigant
Wasting another night on smelling up my room
One in ten, One in ten, One in ten
My daddy has a funky stench
One more bathroom accident
I’d rather leave than suffer this
I’ll never smell your funky stench
All this time to take a bath
What do you do when all your clothing is a mess
Now and then I’ll try to bend
Under pressure wind up snapping in the end
One in ten, One in Ten, One in Ten
My daddy has a funky stench
One more bathroom accident
I’d rather leave than suffer this
I’ll never smell your funky stench
One more thing before I quit
I only wanted a little less grit
In my nose I still remember every single smell
You dealt and all the dirt and the smell that came with it
Still there’s one thing that comforts me since now
I have my sense of smell I’m free
My daddy has a funky stench
One more bathroom accident
I’d rather leave than suffer this
I’ll never smell your funky stench
My daddy has a funky stench (a funky stench)
My daddy has a funky stench (a funky stench)
My daddy has a funky stench (a funky stench)
My daddy has a funky stench
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
I wasn't really sure how to respond to this.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Where did this come from?
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
My son knows his music.
"I love The Clash."
A little shocked I reply: "Oh yea, what is your favorite Clash song?"
Instead of giving me a song title he bursts into song:
"This is Radio Clash on Pirate Satellite..."
I was shocked and amazed, I mean what 6 year old in the 21st Century knows his Clash. Apparently mine does. Have I done a good job or what?
Oh by the way, I'm taking him to see the Foo Fighters for his 7th birthday. I'm going to be a cool MOM!
Saturday, December 1, 2007
Silent but Deadly
"Don't tell Dad."
"OK." from me thinking Daddy didn't need to know about Huggie Pillows.
"I'm going to fart on his side of the bed."
I laughed at loud. Mason will probably never sleep in the bed again.
Monday, October 22, 2007
???????
Hunter said he would visit me though, so its not a total loss.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Out of the mouth of babes!
"Hunter, I'm losing my mind."
"What?"
"I think I'm losing my mind."
"What mind?"
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
My finger is a gun!
Friday, September 14, 2007
Is this a mother's dream or what?
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Hunter's girlfriend

Ethan: "Is this your girlfriend?"
Hunter: "Yes!"
Ethan: "That's too silly, you're too young to have a girlfriend."



